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And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
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"Every new country she goes to, she gets colored in. Epic".
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i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

(via exteriors)


riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

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